Today you read Allison McCann’s article How Facebook makes creepy behaviour normal and then did an in class writing assignment on it. The question was “How will social surveillance affect people psychologically?” You were to give three points and write two paragraphs.
McCann introduces a new word to our vocabulary: panopticon. Here’s what it means: a building, as a prison, hospital, library, or the like, so arranged that all parts of the interior are visible from a single point. The idea is that no matter where you go, you are always being watched. The most obvious place this happens is in a prison, but McCann says we’re actually living in a virtual surveillance prison and just oblivious to it.
The irony is we are stalker and stalkee. Big Brother is watching us and we are Big Brother. At the same time we’re idly snooping on our exes, or reading gossip on Facebook about the friend of a friend, or finding out if Suri Cruise has yet to see her dad (50 days and counting), we are also being googled. Who’s watching the watchers? Here’s a start: your friends, your parents, your relatives, people at your school, people where you hang out, people at your part time job. Go further afield. Here’s who else can snoop on you: the man who may or may not hire you five years from now; the lawyer who’s going to check up on you twenty years from now, after you’re divorced and custody is an issue.
Forget that. Here’s your first wife! She googled you before she went out with you. Oh, my. Did you know the RCMP has a whole file on you? And the Doritos people. You answered that stupid questionnaire for the Get Free Doritos for Life contest and now they’ve sold your name, address, and phone number to about fifty advertisers. Wow. All that Spam you’re getting? That’s because a data mining company has been monitoring your internet usage. If you keep going to TMZ you’re just going to keep getting Justin Bieber spam! Sorry. Did you know the US government even has a file on you? When you went down to Palm Springs with your family last Easter, you phoned home to see how your best friend was. Remember? Bet you didn’t know the US government has a data base on anyone calling international numbers. That’s okay. They already knew all about you when you crossed the border.
In case you’d forgotten, they scanned you at the airport and they know you have a plate in your arm from that skiing accident. Luckily, you’re not on their no fly list. Really, what were your parents thinking? John Smith? Do you know how many John Smiths there are in the world? Maybe you’re getting their Spam. Maybe Justin Bieber is.