Nines: You know, I often think if anyone else read these blog posts they wouldn’t have a clue what the titles mean. Today, Tommy was on the Titanic. Sad, but true. You had a Tommy Day and you now know exactly what must be done quick, quicker, quickest, and quickly! It is now the cut off date for Term 2 and at some point somebody with authority is going to say to me, “Okay, Watson, you have to do report cards!” — and that I shall do. You have from now until Sunday to make sure you’re up to date. If you’re not, you just bought yourself a ticket on the Titanic and I can’t swim out to you! There are no life boats! There are no life guards! You don’t have a life jacket! And there are ice bergs! (Do I have to keep this metaphor going? All I have left is polar bears.)
I have put all of your assignments at the top at 9:Assignments. I will give you any marks you haven’t already got by posting a comment on your blog. Don’t click “approve” or the whole world will know! I assume you want some privacy. When I am able to get your ID numbers I will put your marks on 9:Marks.

Elevens: Okay, this is a clear indication that
- a) I should not read newspapers
- b) you people freak me out when you all hover around me like a cloud of bees.
- c) I’m getting old. (Option c) is not an option. I will get old when I can afford to get old and not a minute before. I may end up the only 100 year old teacher in Langley but too bad. Your grandchildren will be just as delighted listening to my meaningless stories as you have been.)
I promised you I would put all of your assignments on my blog. I did that last night. No wonder it seemed like such a good idea today. Actually, I shall be accurate. I started it last night. I will now add every minute detail you need to insure you know exactly what you should have handed in. So you need to go to 11:Assignments. That’s where I store minute details. When I am able to get your ID numbers I will put your marks on 11:Marks.
Secondly, no matter what storms may or may not ensue in the next week, you must do your essay. Remember the logic of this: If the storm continues and you have a long period of time not at school, you will not want to go back and reread Lord of the Flies to do an essay. Now is the time to do the essay. When the storms pass, our little boat still has to travel to the other Islands of the Curriculum. We can’t go back. And more importantly, I know you will not want to go back. The novel is an outcome. It has to be checked off the list!

Thirdly, no one who is in Ireland wants to write an essay on Lord of the Flies. You want to be in Ireland!
Finally, now that I have all of your blog addresses, I can give you all of your marks in a comment. If you don’t want it posted on your blog, don’t click “approve.” Just read it. I will tell you the marks on the assignments you gave me today and you can transfer it all to your marks sheet if you choose.
Important Update: Much as hate to interfere with the kind of male bonding I will never understand, I have to give two of you unfortunate news. Kody, your blog cannot be http://everittisstupid.wordpress.com and Everitt, your blog cannot be http://kodyisstupid.wordpress.com. I cannot explain this further. It is just a teacher thing. Just make up a new name. By the way, I’m happy to see you both understand the concept of irony. What day was it today?


























